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[01 Apr 2011|08:22pm]
Boston really, really sucks. Just saying.
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[10 Jan 2008|03:59am]

Your Score: Longcat


67% Affectionate, 50% Excitable, 48% Hungry




Protector of truth.


Slayer of darkness.


Loooooong.


Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.



It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle
for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the
world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.



Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.



To see all possible results, checka dis.




Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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[12 Dec 2007|02:39am]
I just need to write one more essay before break! ONE! I've done so god damn many papers this semester... but here I am completely spacing out. I can do this. I just need to hold it together til tomorrow. COME ON!
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[07 Dec 2007|09:29am]
I retract my previous cries of desperation on account of I just rocked the final and got a 99 on the paper.
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[07 Dec 2007|05:18am]
STAYING UP ALL NIGHT STUDYING FOR A FINAL THAT I'M DESTINED TO FAIL! YEAH I RULE!... not. I suck so very much. I hate this, I had so many oppertunities to fix this in one way or another. Whatever, what's done is done. Now hopefully I am capable of softening the blow by ruining myself with another all nighter of mental anguish. At least I have a girl friend now who is sweet and makes me feel better. Anywho... one week of utter suck and then I can come home and this semester will finally be over.
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[29 Nov 2007|10:08pm]
So here I am writing another fucking essay! I don't know why on earth I thought it would be a good idea to take 4 history classes. It's due at 10:10 tomorrow and I have no idea what the fuck to write... I should have gotten rid of this god forsaken class. Anywho... I procrastinated and I am going to be up all night. I'm such a douchebag. FUCK!
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[20 Nov 2007|06:03pm]
alex is pooping right now...


ill let you know how it turns out
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[16 Nov 2007|06:36pm]
I'm home! Where is everybody?
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[08 Nov 2007|11:28pm]
I want to take a semester off. I have this beautiful image in my mind of what it would be like. I could find a job at a daycare and go play with the weelads everyday. Spend some much needed time with my chums. Maybe have some kind of healthy relationship in my life. Rid myself of my more recent debocherous ways. I could even have some solid peace of mind. It sounds so nice... to bad my parents would never, ever go for it.
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[23 Oct 2007|05:50pm]
I've come to the conclusion that everytime I let myself fall for a girl, they just take a step to the side and let me crash into the concrete. It hurts alot and frankly I can't take it anymore. Other than that, school sucks. I want to drop out and become the Grand Commisioner of Disney Parades or something. I've recieved two notices that I'm failing classes and I was rejected from studying in Japan. Three very unpleasant emails. I'm doing well in my other classes and I'm pretty sure I can salvage the other two but still... it would be nice to just say fuck off to college. I'm not very good at it. When I am working with children, I am very good at that. I've gotten publicly and personally thanked by parents for being so awesome with there kids. I like that feeling, unlike here where I get told I'm sucking and I'm not good enough. Alas, I can't drop out though if I want to be a teacher, which is what I really hope to do in the future. I really just need something positive in my life right now to keep me going.
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[21 Oct 2007|11:33pm]
Girls are so god damn confusing and they make me want to cry, scream, and hit things all at once!

THE END

maybe...

I DON'T EVEN KNOW!
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[01 Oct 2007|12:38am]
Dear Alex,

Why do you suck so bad?

Love,
Alex

- Well you see Alex, you suck so bad because you are a terrible procrastinator. You are generally granted more than enough time to get all your work done in a stress free manner. However, you refuse to get anything done until it is last minute. You've constantly acknowledged that you are literally doing nothing and really have no reason for putting off your work. You then reach the day before it is due only to find yourself freaking out, stressed, and hating yourself. Furthermore, you clearly grasp that you do this to yourself every single time and still persist to not learn your lesson. So you see... you are just asshole. Now stop putting yourself down and return to writing your paper.
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[27 Sep 2007|04:55pm]
"Reply to this post, and I will list three things I love about you. Maybe more than three. Then repost to your own journal and spread the love."

word.
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[25 Sep 2007|12:43am]
:A shadow starts to creep up on my face:

:Peeks up into the sky:

:Gasp:

IT'S THE DRAMA BOMB!!!!!!!!!

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

:Crawls under desk and assumes the fetal position:

:Reaches so desperately for juice on top of desk:



Anywho, what a crazy weekend... and I have the hicky and back problems to prove it. Friday I went to a bitchin lake house party with my roomie and his crew. It was off in east bum fuck but it was a beautiful house right infront of a lake. Saterday, I saw Cradle of Filth for the second time... it was so fucking brutal. Sunday I got a surprise visit, which was filled with awesomeness. However for future reference, be sure to tell me with at least some advance notice... I was up til 4 AM writing my paper. Other than that, just remember... this world is made of... LOVE AND PEACE!
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[14 Sep 2007|11:15pm]
I think this may have been the worst birthday I ever had. I woke up with strep throat, felt sick all day, slept alot, and now I sit at my computer alone on a friday night. The only highlight was when some chums came over and took me to get some ice cream. Aside from that... today has been a total bummer.
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[13 Sep 2007|11:58pm]
:victory music plays:

LEVEL UP!

ALEX HAS REACHED LEVEL 20!

ALEX HAS LEARNED A NEW MOVE: BACK PROBLEMS

Oh... wait... what is this? ALEX IS EVOLVING!

ALEX HAS GIVEN HIMSELF A MOHAWK!
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[08 Sep 2007|09:28pm]
So here we are, my last official saterday as a teenager. This kinda sucks. I need to go out tonight and do something really stupid. Good stupid of course. It has been far to dull of a day. It makes me wonder if I am pleased about how the teen years of my life went. I think I can say that I've spent them well. I would have prolly done somethings differently but who can say that everything was perfect. I'm trying to plan a really good birthday party for this year. The last two really have sucked but it happens. This year will be different.

Anywho... so here I am, back at college. It looks to be a promising year. I'm still having a bit of camp withdrawl. I'd say that this summer was probably one of the highlights of my life. There was just something so pure and good about what I was doing with myself. Of course two weeks back at college and I'm already questioning my morals and karma again. I applied to a day care near by but I doubt they will hire me... but I can hope. I feel that this would be a nice balance of how I spend my time. Kids tend to really bring out the best in me and I kind of need that right now.

Other than that... college has been quite a bit of fun so far. My new location is really intense. I'm living with my ol' friends Sam, Jay, and Fernando who can be quite awesome. My new roommate's name is Caleb and he is really cool. He is a freshman and he makes all kind of music on his computer and it is really interesting. We get along quite well and he by no means is your typical freshman. He is already way ahead of the game and has accomplished feats that took me my hole first year to do, for example he has already been to Montreal twice. My suite mates and I have been tearing phone books in half. It's a great use of our time and it's really metal. We keep decorating our hall, getting yelled at, and cleaning it up.

My classes are alright. I'm taking four history classes and it's not to bad. Two are really profound and thought provoking. The other two are stupid and basic and make me hate going to them. I'm also taking foundations of social work... which is kinda of nifty. Lastly I have ballroom dance... it's fucking sweet. So many girls and hardly any guys. Also, I feel really bitchin knowing how to dance like that. Life skill for the win! I dropped cooking cause it was not at all how I imagined. I assumed that it would be so silly... like me taking a pie out of the oven and everyone claps. However, it turns out it was hard and I'm bad at cutting carrots and onions... so I dropped it.

Otherwise... not much else is going on. Just been hanging out with various groups of chums. Drinkin, smoking, humpin, and leggin it. Well not really the last two but there are a few cutie pies about. Most of them so happen to have boyfriends but who knows what will become of this year. Well, I guess I should go make something of tonight.
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[07 Sep 2007|02:33am]
I really need to update soon but for now I'm just gonna drift off into hopefully some pleasant dreams.
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[12 Aug 2007|02:49am]
I wish I had a usb port for my brain to make updating easier.

Ummm... things worth mentioning:

- I love my job and it's taught me so much. I'm probably going to miss it terribly when it ends and I intend to go back for years to come.

- Camp cheers plague me every moment of every day.

- I'll have two days to pack for college when camp ends.

- I can't decide if I look foward to going back to college, but it will be nice to just be in one place.

- Sum 41's new CD is amazing and they will be playing in Rochester on Sept. 22nd.

- Cradle of Filth will be playing in Vermont also Sept. 22nd.

- I just now remembered my birthday is Sept. 14th.

- Cradle of Filth will be playing in Worcter, MA on November 3rd, which is where I met the most amazing girl ever last time they played.

- I really need someone to go to Rise Against with me.
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[03 Aug 2007|02:32pm]
I'm having butt problems.
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